In case you’re wondering, Colymbosathon ecplecticos means “amazing swimmer with a large penis.” You can thank your local archaeologist for this bit of useful information.

Author: Ken Craig-Saunders

Born in New York, Educated in the Berkshires, Became an adult in CA and found my Soul in Seattle. I'm a bearish middle aged, happy man who lives w my husbear in the OC.