Witchcraft practitioner wins Mega Millions lottery

Lucky bastard!!

Dude, talk about blessed be. Meet Elwood “Bunky” Bartlett, teacher of Wicca, winner of gajillions:

He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night’s estimated $330 million jackpot.

On Sunday, he said one of his tickets was a winner.

“If it wasn’t for this place I wouldn’t have won the lottery,” Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.

Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: “You let me win the lottery and I’ll teach.” Both tickets he purchased had numbers chosen randomly from the computer.

Link. If you’d like to up your mojo before buying your next lottery ticket, you may want to visit Mystickal Voyage yourself — it’s in the Walther Shopping Center mini-mall in Nottingham, Maryland, kinda next door to the Food Lion. Link.

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