It’s time to celebrate. woohoo!!
The latest scientific research confirms the assumption we’ve been operating under for years: there really is no point to maintaining a healthy diet.
And even if eating fatty foods did lead to health problems — which it doesn’t, as this study shows — our analysis remains unchanged. By the time we start developing said health problems, there will be some pill we can eat or some surgical procedure we can undergo to fix everything.
So go ahead, indulge in that second Krispy Kreme. It’s Wednesday!