Pass the Ben and Jerry's, Please

It’s time to celebrate. woohoo!!

lowfat diet.JPGThe latest scientific research confirms the assumption we’ve been operating under for years: there really is no point to maintaining a healthy diet.

And even if eating fatty foods did lead to health problems — which it doesn’t, as this study shows — our analysis remains unchanged. By the time we start developing said health problems, there will be some pill we can eat or some surgical procedure we can undergo to fix everything.

So go ahead, indulge in that second Krispy Kreme. It’s Wednesday!

Low-Fat Diet’s Benefits Rejected [WP]
Low-Fat Diet Does Not Cut Health Risks, Study Finds [NYT via Althouse]